I heard my mum sez dat I hab a bofriend. My secwet buddy must be a bo!

That makes my wittle heart go pita pata. My mum says "He's a wooker!"
Kissy kissy secwet buddy. If you is a bo, you could be my secwet buddy. xx Hmmm....
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