Although I do sing to my dog often, I have no illusions that I sing well enough for human ears.

Lol! DH dabbles with standup comedy and also likes to sing. I suppose he's not bad considering he's always being ask to make funny speeches at work and hangs out with coworkers much younger than himself. And oh yeah, he admits he likes being center of attention. Perhaps I'll ask him to sing it over the phone for you to record if you're able to do that. That will be so funny. Let me know.
PS.. Sorry it took so long to respond. I type slow.