How about this one....it pretty much sums up my YT pet peeves.....
I joined YT 10 minutes ago and this is my first post. This is my first dog. I picked a Yorkie because it is so cute but I don't know anything about the breed. I have small, hyperactive children. I bought my dog from a pet store when it was 8 weeks old. I work 12 hour days and keep her in a crate while I am gone and while I am sleeping. I am annoyed because it barks, so I am using a shock collar. I feed my dog whatever I happen to be eating and I have no idea why it vomits all the time. The dog hasn't eaten for a week and I haven't taken it to the vet because I can't afford it. I am too busy to do a site search, so could you all just tell me how to potty train this dog? It is now 12 weeks old and I don't understand why it pee's everywhere! Help me immediately!!! And don't comment about anything but the potty training, because I only asked about that. If you do, I will get very offended and hostile.
Oh, and while I'm feeling catty, let's not forget....
I wanted my dog to have the experience of giving birth. My dog is having puppies right now! They are blue! Please help me!
Don't even get me started on punctuation, etc.......LOL!
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