I've been peed on by my Yorkie...this was when I first got together w/ my gf (he is her dog). I had walked him and we had gotten back. I went over to the bed and was preparing to remove my shoes when he peed on me. He full on hopped onto the bed, walked over to my side and peed on the right side of my leg.
I just felt this warm sensation on my leg and then...yeah.
When we first got our Maltese, on the VERY first day going directly from the breeder to the pet store to pick up a collar. She walked from my gf's lap onto my lap. I thought this was soooo cute! And the next thing I know...she poops a Cheetos size turd right between my legs. I pull over while screaming "She pooped on my lap", meanwhile my gf and my sister are laughing hysterically.
After my Maltese was done,...she had her tongue hanging out wayyyyy out of her mouth. I guess she felt better.
It must be love when they can pee on you and poop on you...and you still love them to bits... |