Hi Lisa!! WELCOME!!! I wondered how long it would take for the 'dark side' to suck you in.
You need to give that "ugly" bulldog
to your uncle, you know she'll be happier with him, and get you a 'real' dog.
For those of you that are shocked I would disparage someone else's baby, let me tell you Lisa's bulldog is the most absolutely stunning example of a bulldog I've ever seen.