Hey Ed...one more thing before you can't get on the computer anymore...in the dead of winter take Mike's underwwear and go soak them in the bathtub and then take them outside and put them on the bushes....they freeze within 1/2 hour and all the neighbors will get a good laugh and Mike will get a cold butt......we did this to my niece and nephew...hahah..her training bra and his jock strap...it was hysterical...