[DaisyMom]

Have you all seen the article titled "Yikes! Yorkies!" in the current issue of Yorkshire Terriers magazine? It is very cute, and outlines the Yorkie's 13-step plot to 'taking over.'

1. Distract the owner with extreme cuteness
2. Start barking
3. Smother with hair
4. Misdirect the human's attention
5. Manipulate the other pets
6. Convince the owner that housetraining is impossible
7. Take over family planning
8. Fake being a watchdog
9. Complain about the cold. Then complain some more.
10. Be portable
11. Be nice
12. Get bored
13. Replace the remaining family members in the owner's heart

Does any of this sound familiar? Too funny.