"If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater. . . suggest that he wear a tail." - Fran Lebowitz
"You can say any fool thing to a dog, and the dog will give you this look that says, `My God, you're RIGHT! I NEVER would've thought of that!'" - Dave Barry
"Dogs are our link to paradise. They don't know evil or jealousy or discontent. To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring--it was peace." - Milan Kundera
"My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpets or ruin our lives." - Rita Rudner
"Money will buy you a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his tail." - Henry Wheeler Shaw
Dogs are miracles with paws. ~Attributed to Susan Ariel Rainbow Kennedy
One reason a dog can be such a comfort when you're feeling blue is that he doesn't try to find out why. ~Author Unknown
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