One Yorkie walks up to another: "Have you taken a good look at your human lately? He looks like a Rhino."
" If I had to obey that human, I'd hang myself on my collar"
" How can you stand it? She smells like roses! How gross is that?"
" What salon did your human's hair? He looks just like a rat".
Have a wonderful weekend and remember a dog knows when to keep his mouth shut.