I have to be honest....if dogs could talk I don't think I would have any
. They boss me around enough as it is. Them not talking and letting actions speak louder than words is one of their best qualities. So often from humans we get TONS of empty words. Your dog doesn't act happy to see you but inside really feels differently or has his mind on something else.
But....if they could....I STILL WOULDN'T HAVE ANY. Can you imagnie how fast and constant a Yorkie would talk?!? Mercedes would talk like a "valley girl", Mavrick would be a little more gruffy and want everything his way, Cowboy would have a cute squeeky voice, and Tiah would have a mature, serene voice.