...In the last 2 months the following bad things have happened:
Major financial issues
The motor in my central air conditioner burned out and had to be replaced.
Now you have a brand new AC motor!
My yorkie, Diva needed a c-section, lost a puppy and had eclampsia.
You managed to save your Diva! Thank God, you didn't lose her!
My Microwave died and had to be replaced.
Now you have a brand new microwave!
My car died in the grocery store parking lot, needed a new battery.
Now you have a brand new battery and will probably not have another problem with it while you own that car!
My 13 year old had to have her tonsils out making me miss 6 days of work.
With her tonsils out, no more missing days of school for tonsilitis! She will probably get better sleep, be well-rested, get better grades, get into a great college, and be a major success in life!
Someone put a big dent in my car door at a family reunion.
Hmmm....hard to turn that around but it's family, what are ya' gonna do? 
I've had 2 migraines (I'm guessing from STRESS)
Only two? That is not so bad. That means you basically had 58 days of no migraines in the last two months!
Plus other things that my brain cannot remember at this point.
Sometimes a bad memory can be a good thing! 
All of this going on while school is starting back.
Yea -- school's back!
What hair I haven't pulled out is now totally grey!!
But grey hair is better than no hair -- think of those that lose it either naturally or because of chemo & radiation!
Anyone have any ideas for breaking a curse?? LOL I need some major good luck vibes.