[sugarmamma]

If I won The Olympic medal for pole-vaultingI'd probablyuse my new found fame and fortune to send other wanna-be vaulters to training and say SFW to the rest of the world who didn't think I could win without learning how to use a pole unless my alarm clock went off before the press conference (can you tell I've had no sleep )


The first thing I'm going to do when ________is ________and nobody can_______because_______!