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Originally Posted by Karrie  Grease
"You said that when you won your first case, you'd marry me... Well, its been 10 years and my biological clock is [stomps foot three times] ticking!" |
My cousin Vinny
"Well, good morning, everybody, and welcome to day 255,642 aboard the Axiom. As always, the weather is a balmy 72 degrees and sunny, and, uh... Oh, I see the ship's log is showing that today is the 700th anniversary of our five year cruise. Well, I'm sure our forefathers would be proud to know that 700 years later we'd be... doing the exact same thing they were doing. So, be sure next mealtime to ask for your free sep-tua-centennial cupcake in a cup. Wow, look at that."