Well, I'd already used up all my outrage on Corey Feldman. Okay, let's get serious here:
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For those unfamiliar with this incredibly hot man, he played Stringer Bell on The Wire, FYI, the best show on TV. Well, I don't want to overstate things... it was the best show on TV, EVER, in the history of the WORLD, and will probably always be the best show, EVER.
Stringer Bell ran a drug operation in Baltimore, and he'd take a hit on you as soon as look at you. So he beats Gerard in hotness and lethality.