I think she uses the brown truck but I'm not sure.
Right now all Mommy is saying is that she's going to bed and Daddy can tend to me.
I think I messed up when I chewed a big hunk off this thing with pages. Mommy said I have 'pensive tastes.
Last week I got the twenty dollar bill from Daddy's stack of money for the pizza man and left the five and one. (Should have seen his surprise when the doorbell rang and he didn't have but $6 on the table...)
Just when Daddy had gone back to his wallet, Mommy saw what I was toting in my mouth. MMMMMMMMmmmmmmmm....money....tastes good!
Today....why Mommy left before she blew her stack (she said, not me) was 'cause I ate quite a bit of her new book that she hadn't even read yet. She said she wished I had gotten one of her new paperbacks instead of the hard cover but I got good taste...arf! Poor Mommy.....I guess she wanted to taste it before I chewed a bunch of it...shoot, I only got about the first 200 pages but I sure got them.
Mommy says I've had my fiber for the month...and she told Daddy if she gets busy and I get quiet, he'd better check on me! (Arf....I may be sharing the doghouse with Daddy tonight!) |