I went to college with David Letterman, and since he knows practically everyone, I can relate lots of people through him. I also meant Lucille Ball, Henry Fonda, and Jack Lemon, I know the guy who was a pilot for Air Force One, so through him, I can even go back to the . . . well I'll just say a president took a trip to China, and that makes me 3 degrees from Mao Zedong. I just realized all the famous people I know are dead, except David. My kids have met a lot of people, but I've never heard of them.
