Hello, my name is Mr. Xavier Maverick...and I am a kleptomaniac. My Momma added "Maverick" to my name to be sure everyone would be aware of my mischievous ways.
I like to "borrow" anything I can from Momma's purses, and I know that the bigger they are, the better for me! My sister, Sasha, sometimes gets in on the action with me...like when we used to dig for chewing gum. Momma was very upset when we stole an entire pack of gum, but I don't know why! I even left the box and wrappers together for her. I've not been able to score any gum since.
I've moved on to bigger things anyway...like underwear,socks,jewelry,ponytail holders, and of course ANY and ALL food that is anywhere within my reach...
Better go...I think I just spotted that silly kitty of mine playing with MY goods!!!