I, Teddy Bumpkins, could really use a new set of Antlerz (in the small size) cuz my grouchy older brother, Barney, keeps telling me off when I take his. It is not nice -- he pins me to the ground, and even if I submit and cry and whine like a girl, he makes me pay for it. So, I, Teddy, would like my SB to try...try...try...to get me my own Antlerz if that is possible. Here is where you might be able to get 'em
Antlerz Dog 100% Natural Long Lasting Dog Chew Small | Jake's Dog House
Love,
Teddy
PS my mom says this is not like asking Santa for stuff and that this is tacky of me to ask for Antlerz but I'm just a puppy with bad manners (canine and people ones) so I feel I can get away with it. P.S. Aint I cute??