This thread is so funny. I was already laughing when i read the thread's title.
Uni has never peed on anyone, but she did diarrhea on me and my bf on two separate occasions b/c she wasn't feeling well. Once on me was on the way to work and I was holding her in the passenger seat and bf was driving. All of a sudden it just came out and her aim was right on target, my legs! Good thing we always keep napkins in the car. We pulled over and I cleaned up a bit, but I had to take off my pants b/c it was soaking through!
Then the time when it happened to bf i wasn't there. He was driving in the nice car and she just went and it got all over him all over her legs, but not on any of the car!
He was to pull over in a parking lot and try to clean her up a bit, then he had to drive all the way home with one hand holding her up.