 After Hours Joke
A woman and man hook-up after meeting each other at the bar. They go the woman's place and get right down to business. After a long night of passionate love, he notices a photo of an ugly man on her nightstand by the bed. He begins to worry...
"Is this your husband?" he nervously asks.
"No silly," she replies, snuggling up to him.
"Your boyfriend, then?" he continues anxiously.
"No, not at all," she says, nibbling away at his ear.
"Your dad or your brother?" he inquires, hoping to be reassured.
"No, no, no!!!" she answers.
"Well, then who in the hell is he?!" he demands.
"Can't you tell?... That's me before the surgery."
HAPPY HUMP DAY!!! 3 more days to go....
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