Well last year I went to a club that had a sexy costume contest so I was a saloon girl with a corset, short floofy skirt, and black fishnet thigh highs..... well apparently I was TOO clothed to even remotely win/place.... the winner was topless Eve (Adam and Eve) with body paint on her top half

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This year I am too lazy to come up with something so elaborate so I will be a cowgirl cuz I already have everything since I ride horses.