That's gotto be up there. One of my neighbor is an exterminator & the other day I was walking Mimi & Momo...he goes, 'Hey! Where'd you get those RATS??! heehee hawhaw snort snort gag!' Soo annoying...I totally ignored him (he's an @$$!! always yelling @his wife, really LOUD & obnoxious in a RUDE way)
I did want to say, 'Rats?? What rats?? You should know what rats look like...you kill 'em for a living. In fact, Mimi & Momo might be able to help you catch 'em!'

keekee