Haha, clearly you have never eaten jail food...not that bad, considering...
Hmm, I would rather eat rotten meat, there are lots of Asian foods that are technically "rotten". Actually veggies too. So either way, I know how to "rot" food and it's still edible. Hee hee
Would you rather...
Be really sleepy and not be in bed and can't sleep, or
Be in bed and not able to sleep and be wide awake???