I can't believe I forgot about this one. This "joke"
that never gets old hahaha
:
"How much for the dog?" *polite smile, small chuckle,
if they are lucky* "No really, how much for the dog?" *
without the smile*
So once a kid asked that. An unsupervised kid at that, whom I have no patience for. He must have been about 12 or 13, for sure his b*lls haven't even dropped yet, LOL He even added, "No really, I have money, how much you want for your dog." I said "Yea, like I don't hear that joke every single f*****g day"
Pretty much any group of kids who hang out anywhere they can b/c they don't want to be at home are a pet peeve of mine. They steal from me, bug me, ask me dumb questions (they dare each other), ask me to buy them cigs or beer. they also stand around in the parking lot (not on the side walks) in the way of the cars and don't move causing traffic, cross streets when it isn't their turn yet, then yelling at cars when they drive past. I refer to them as cockroaches. esp on fri and sat nights, when i go home. "Geez look at all the roaches tonight."
I guess b/c I used to be one of them, I am soooo ashamed. Geez I feel old.