Alfie has been called a rat before, it doesn't bother him nor me.
He is King Rat, as he has proved with his hunting skills.
Last week we had a gas fitter here to move our cooker, he was hopping and skipping as Alfie was having a sniff, then he made the fatal mistake, he moved his foot out to push him away,Alfie doesn't like that and got stuck into his ankle.
The fitter told me he was a menace, to which I replied, " what what you do to me if I kicked you in the face"
End of argument.
Straight after though Alfie was friendly again, such a trusting little soul, but beware anyone one who wants to use him for target practice. |