This is a video of a debarked dog. It still makes noise. And it's still an irritating, albiet kind of sad, noise.
Look I'm not going to judge you. People in my dorm snuck in dogs, too. Down the hall one of my sorority sisters had a yorkie.
Of course it's not a great idea because both of you can get the boot, but that's just the reality.
I would suggest the shake can...