[erickajm]

Dearest Twalla,

It has come to my attention that you are still yearning for my beloved Earl. I regret to inform you that he is still mine.

Now I know you don't think he came to me, more that I stole him from you, but this just wasn't the case! I would never, ever steal another woman's man toy. Earl was offered up to me fair and square. He is happy with me.

I have given this much thought and have come to a conclusion that you will only be happy if I give Earl up. But if I remember right, I did offer to share this hunk of burning love with you... (see, I'm not such a bad girl)... but you only wanted him for yourself...( a bit stingy if you ask me)

Well, I hate to ramble on about how great Earl is, so I will just close for now. I do hope that you understand more now so we can remain BFF's. I love you girl! Word!

Love,
your bestest friend
Ericka


P.S... Earl says hello!