ouch ouch ouch and OUCH! I'm sooo sorry that happened!! I hope the pain's died down!
Gotta admit...I LOL'd too reading your story haha. Pictured the whole thing in my head! I probably would've ripped the shirt right off!
I've only been stung once in my life. I was probably 7 years old and I was going over to my neighbors house. I saw a bee in the distance and thought the good ol' saying - don't bother it, it won't bother you. Next thing I know there's a horrible pain in my side and I was rolling on the ground screaming my fool head off! My dad came running outside - he thought I got hit by a car! haha. Turns out the darn thing tagged me 3 times before he really stung me!
I don't know if wasps die when they sting you, but I've always thought it was kinda satisfying to know that at least bees die after they hurt ya!