I just snorted pretty hard on the term "various defilements"! Fortunately, no heard me.
This reminds me of the game, Would You Rather? where you are given two awful alternatives to choose from. I think getting manhandled by a dog (doghandled?) is the most horrifying, but getting peed on by a tiger is more bizarre. It's very hard to decide.
__________________ If you love something, set it free. Unless it's an angry tiger. |