Is your mommies wooking at yowkie tawlk awot n din her says "oh, dat's so cute!" It is-nit a gowd fing, fwiends. Her is wooking at dose Hal-ween pitchers and finking how cute YOUS would wook in dat costume. So toomara when her says "wet's go to petsmawt, dont be owl happy n wigg-wee, her is not buyin' you tweats, well, maybe one, her is gettin' you a costume. And prob-wee not a cool one wike Yoda's wion eber. Den when yous gots dat stoopid costume on....her will WEARN HOW to put pitchers on de inner-net for da hole world ta see!!
Sooooo, when her says wet's go bye-bye toomara, gos hide in da titty cave (dat's unner da bed if you don't gots titty kats) or bits her or sumthin. If yous afwaid ta do any of dat stuff, den jus' wook crabby when her takes your pitcher
Twace.....who picked out de darf varda costume but gots a stoopid wady bug instead