I hate bats...they are the creepiest things I've ever seen! I didn't really see anything funny about this story...they are just too darn creepy and evil looking...and what a shock to wake up next to one.
I do have a funny story about a bat. A lady that slept in the buff, was in bed talking to her daughter on the telephone. All of a sudden the lady saw a bat in her room and she went ballistic...screaming and screaming into the phone. This lady had a basement apartment in her home that two girls rented. Well, those renters heard their landlord screaming and thought she must be being attacked, so they called 911. Pretty soon, the police were there and had to break her front door to get into the house. They found her in her bedroom under the covers and thinking there was someone in there with her, they pulled back the covers. hahaha. That poor lady! Stupid bat!
To the OP...I hope and pray that bat is not rabid. |