I ban Stacy for blaming the dark cloud she has her butt firmly glued to being my fault. It most likely is due to the lack of oxygen from your butt smothering it.
Keep in mind I have never seen your butt so can say that and get away with it.
Ps. don't be mean about my broom you may want to borrow it someday when yours runs out of hot air to power you down off that cloud.