*Update*
It's raining again and... No shakes! No panting! This is a miracle! I have tried so many natural remedies I can't even count. I can't believe the answer was so easy. He looks a little uneasy but the difference is amazing.
I think I'm going to try spraying his tee with hairspray next time and see if that helps even more. I know hairspray is so good at fighting static on hair and clothes so it seems like it might help.
Yay!!!
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"If you have men who will exclude any of God’s creatures from the shelter of compassion and pity, you will have men who will deal likewise with their fellow men." — St. Francis of Assisi, 1181-1226