[alaskayorkie]

Gentle Banner,

Etiquette dictates that I ban you with vigor and vim for your obvious timidity on the banning thread. In "sucking up," as you say, and showing favoritism, as you do, you are contributing to the demise of the equal-opportunity banning thread, where all banners are created equal and should be scorned by the person below them as such.

Your friend,

Mr. Banners

Addendum: Etiquette dictates that I admit sneaky Jamie beat me to the ban of Sarah. But since she does it just to irritate me, in this case, screw etiquette. She's banned too!