Well this is either going to make me yorkie mommy of the year or everyone is going to feel sorry for me

I'm ok with either (haha)
I haven't dated since I got my babies! If you do the math you would realize that I've had Simon since 2003! Needless to say, they keep me company and have been better than any boyfriend I have ever had! It has been the best 2 year relationship ever and I know they love me and are faithful