Hez broght myz SB package yesterday, but becuze Momma waz at the grocery store he wouldn't leavez it.

Iz barked n barked n told him it waz mine. Boo n Yogi even barked n tried to tellz him to leavez it. But he said an adult had to sign for it, he wouldn't even let Boo sign for it n he's
6 yearz old!!!
My Drwamma Lissette works for Fed Ex n I'z going to tell her about that guy. Iz noz she'll take care of him for me.

You don't mess with Drwamma's babiez, she'll whoop up on youz big timez.
Soz now I'z gotz to waitz
all day beforz they comez again. Momma sayz I'z gotta havez patience, but I noz all I'z gotta haz is my package!!