I just spent the last hour+ ripping the skirts off my couch and chair.
I must be a bad mommy. I can't break these boys from lifting their legs on the skirts of my furniture. Everytime I cleaned it, it seemed like they thought "Thank you for cleaning my toilet" and they used it all the more.
The living room was really starting to smell bad, but it's better now. I don't think anybody will notice the skirts are gone unless I tell them.