 "Mommy says" by Taffy
Mommy says I can only hint. I don't even know what that means. I know how to sit! Does she mean scent? I got a bath last week. Surely not again so soon. I think I'll hide. No, wait. What's she saying to Daddy? I think I'll listen and then go hide! I might learn a secret..woo hoo!
Aha...she told him I have a new friend! My friend lives on something called a contanint. And Mommy has never been to where my friend lives. Daddy said he hadn't either! (Must be outer space 'cause my Daddy has been everywhere, I think.)
Hmmm...I think Mommy told a little white story. She told Daddy she'd been shopping but I know she hasn't left the house! She's just been clicking something on her lap as she sat in the comfy chair. I don't like that thing in her lap. I'm supposed to have her lap whenever I want.
I want to sit up there now. Mommy? Mommy? Hehehehe...I always get myyyyyyyyyyyyyy |