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Old 04-08-2009, 07:52 AM   #26
mimimomo
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Love I love, love , love all the additions...

thought I'd compile all the awesome (some very funny) additions *note* some word(s) has been changed/altered:

21. You not only buy treats for your dog, but cook and cut them just the way your dog likes them.
22. You carry poopy bags in your pocket. You go to blow your nose
and you pull out a plastic bag with a paper towel in it instead of a tissue.
23. Your legs go numb during the night because your furbaby is sleeping
on them.
24. You say no to dinner with friends because you have to get home
to walk and feed the dog in your life.
25. You'd rather be on YT than on any other social network.
26. Your dog has more clothes than most people.
27. You would kick your family out of your house before your dog.
28. You enjoy singing and using baby talk when interacting with your dog.
29. Your dogs share your last name.
30. You give them their own pillow to sleep on.
31. You break up some food to make it easier for your dog to eat it.
30. You have professional pictures made of your dog for holidays and birthdays.
31. You can't stay away overnight, because you don't want your baby to have to sleep in the dark without you.
32. You make special trips just for her to buy her, her favorite bone...
even though you hate leaving her alone to go to the store.
33. You get offended when someone says something mean about your dog.
34. You feel like you're going to be sick when she is not feeling well &
worry about her if you feel something is wrong with her health.
35. You watch people when they are around her, making certain they are treating her nicely.
36. You make certain that she is comfortable at all times when she is sleeping .
37. You become very angry & overprotective if there is any dog trying to follow you on a walk. You never know if that dog is sick or if that dog is aggressive.
38. Everything your dog does is adorable & just can't do anything wrong.
39. You also have pee pads in the car and blankets stuffed all around the sofa and recliner so they won't get under them.
40. No more hotel holidays abroad now...only in your country and to places that are dog friendly.
41. You turn the TV or radio on for the dogs if you go out for awhile to keep them company.
42. You have to hide dog purchases from your hubby!
43. Your kids think you have lost it....but she is the love of your life and you would do anything for her.
44. You buy a travel trailer so your dog can go with you when you're on vacation. You are "happy campers" now, never did this before...never thought you would.
45. You take your dog everywhere, you pack a doggie diaper bag as your DH calls it & it includes pee pads, food, toys, food bowls....

I believe we are ALL pleasurably guilty of ALL the above!! Keep them coming guys...this is great!
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