[alaskayorkie]

I ban Sherri for, oh, let's count the ways:

1) Lying by saying you went on vacation. You left because I banned you! You've been lying in a dark coffin waiting for my powerful ban to wear out.
2) For claiming bans have been lame in your absence. They finally became funny! You should see my "sing-along" joke!
3) For falling for the oldest April Fool's gag in history!