OMG.. this had me cracking up!! I loved the " smell a TURD at 40 paces away" !
I do know the feeling also,,, The other night, I was awoke by a LOFTING AROMA,,from the bathroom... the cat was sleeping on my pillow and my first thought was " DID HE FART?!" But no.... You know who.. had just made a deposit in the bathroom, and jumped back into bed,,, like,,, " not a problem Mom,, go back to sleep, It's handled !"
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Rhonda, Bailey, Josie and my angel Bella Rue'
"Until one has loved an animal, a part of one's soul remains unawakened."
~Anatole France~