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KSV · 03-29-2009, 09:27 AM

The Why's of Men1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX? (because they are plugged into a genius)
---------------------------------------2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK
DURING SEX? (they don't have enough time) ---------------------------------------3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG? (they don't stop to ask directions)4. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS? (so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties)
---------------------------------------5. WHY DID
GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN? (you need a rough draft before you make a final copy) ---------------------------------------6. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN? (don't know . . . it never happened!)

03-29-2009, 09:27 AM	#1
KSV Senior Yorkie Talker Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: miami,Florida Posts: 233	to make yr day.. " The Why's Of Men " The Why's of Men1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX? (because they are plugged into a genius) ---------------------------------------2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX? (they don't have enough time) ---------------------------------------3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG? (they don't stop to ask directions)4. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS? (so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties) ---------------------------------------5. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN? (you need a rough draft before you make a final copy) ---------------------------------------6. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN? (don't know . . . it never happened!)