O.k...let's think this out but let's start with a question. Are you for sure this is for real??
I mean come on...'they have hired
a police officer'...just one?? In New York?? I wouldn't worry...your dogs will die of old age before he gets around to you!
Also...this will start on April 1st...isn't that 'April Fool's Day'?
Are you sure someone isn't yanking your chain?