Leo, dis is Yogi. I'm tellin' ya straight bro, RUN!
Run like the wind! They's going to take away your man bits
and you's never gonna see dem again. Don't let your Momma tell you that story about you feelin' fine afterwards. My Momma tried that and I kept telling her, "But I feel fine now - so I'll just stay home, k thxs bye?"
But if you can't find a good hidin' place,
look
real pitiful when you come home and don't eat your yummy dinner like you usually do and maybe your Momma will do like mine and fix a comfy bed on the sofa and hand feed me yummylicous warm oatmeal. It was almost worth it 'cause my bossy big sista Gwacie Woof didn't get any.
Good Wuck and be sure to come here and let us know if you found a good hidin' place or had to go to the doctors.