I have never seen Thor hump anything, but he is engaged in a very intimate act with himself right now. Eeeee! I tried to focus his attention elsewhere, but he's very, ah, focused. I'm just going to let him do it, I guess, I mean it's harmless. But at the same time, SO GROSS.
I just brushed his teeth... I don't think he'll be kissing me until tomorrow when I brush his teeth again.