So the weather has me kind of moody today. I hate when it just rains for what seems like forever and we can't get outside.
So I had nothing left to do but think. I came up with some "Why's"
WHY is it that God/Mother Nature/Higher Power of Your Choice/Evolution/Breeders/Whomever would make a little doggie with a TON of hair, WHITE belly and feet, and put him 2 inches off the floor so when he pees it goes all over his belly and feet?
WHY would they make this same little mostly white doggie absolutely HATE baths, yet love to jump in any and every mud puddle he sees?
(as you can tell, Norman and I are not having a great day lol)
WHY does the washing machine only tear up and not work when you have a ton of laundry to do?
WHY is there nothing to eat in the house when you just spent $337.00 on groceries?
WHY do dogs sit on the couch and quietly watch you clean the carpet, then hop down and PEE on it?
WHY can you not lick your elbow? Not that I want to or anything, I am just wondering WHY you can't. Out of all the parts of your body you are not able to lick, WHY the elbow??
Ok, I'm done....for now.
