My Brandi......what can I say? She is absolutely all bark and definitely no bite

. To be fair she only has 4 teeth but she is such a scaredy cat.
Let me tell you what she does....it is so freaking cute and funny. Whenever I have company, my Brandi lets me know by barking that someone is at the front door....okay good dog. However, she won't go downstairs to the door, she stands at the top of the stairs (I live in a 3 sty townhome) and barks her little head off.
Then when I let the person in she continues to bark but she stands behind me and barks. No matter where I move to, she runs behind me and starts barking at the visitor again, sort of like how little sisters stand behind big brothers while she is instigating a fight...that's my Brandi. Isn't she suppose to be protecting me? She can't do that standing behind me. Now eventually she calms down when she realizes my visitors are not going to hurt me or her but all of my guest just crack up when they see this

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Brandi is only 5lbs soaking and wet with only 4 teeth so who is she going to hurt?