From what I've read, the responses ARE serious. Neuter the little horn-dog and take control of the situation. YOU are supposed to be the alpha dog, not him. His humping the hell outta you is him telling you, "I own you, bitch, now take it like a dog!"
The way you posted the original question was funny and I didn't
not take it as a serious question, just a question that was worded funny. You obviously have a sense of humor so let's keep it that way.
Oh, and the neuticals are serious too, they'll really do it if you don't like the no-nut look!
(we'll still laugh though lol)