[gracewriter]

My 4.5lb Yorkie just turned one year old and suddenly the last few days he's on me like white on rice.

If I'm sitting on the couch, he's humping my arm, or back, or jumping on my shoulders and humping my head. If I'm walking from room to room, he's on my leg, foot or standing in front of me in defiance daring me to come closer.

if I get anywhere close to the ground, or god forbid lay my head down on the pillow, um....

When he's not trying to hump me, he sits there staring at me.

I confronted him last night and told him, "Hey! I'm a married woman lay off!"

Didn't seem to do any good.

I did that to a cat one time and was devastated when he came home with no testicles. Had I known they were going to be cut off, boy did I feel guilty and still do! I thought it was more like they do to men, you know, like snip that little fertile fishy line where their swimmers like salmon fighting against the current, well you get it.