It gets better. I tried to show them the dance. Convo went like this:
14 y/o - Why are you making that face?
Me - It's part of it. You have to look tough while you do it.
12 y/o - Well, you kinda don't. You mostly just look like you have to poop real bad and you can't.
14 y/o - Well just be careful while you're getting all down with your bad self and don't throw your back out again. I need you to pick me up from school tomorrow.
Hmph! I thought my dance was cool.